Thursday, December 31, 2009

2009 Is Not Leaving Fast Enough

Just this morning I got locked out of my apartment in my PJs with NO BRA, BAREFOOT, WEARING ABOUT TWO OUNCES OF CLOTHING, completely locked out, in the Freezing Rain, while Titan threw up the Chinese lead-infused candy he was too dumb NOT to eat into the grass and the Man Who Brings Lawsuits (aka the Postman) walked inexorably towards us.

Please hurry up, 2010. THANK YOU.

1 comment:

Sean O said...

Mind flooded with so many questions.