Thursday, December 07, 2006

Great Bruise of 2006

You thought I was done with the pictures.

I'm so not.

LT, when taking these pictures, ordered me around like Hugh Hefner, telling me to turn my thigh this way or that way. Finally, I said, "What's the problem?"

"Your skin reflects too much light," he complained. (See, Pasty-white flab, previous post.)

"Well. EXCUSE ME."

Remind me to get a tan next time.


sarah said...

Ouch! That bruise looks so painful... geez, Maggie!

And in relation to the pasty skin... My tan lines from this summer are pasty white... and still visible. I don't know what to think then about the skin that was under the bathing suit. What shade is THAT?

alex said...

Holy Thighmaster, Batman! Suzanne Somers is a wuss.

vegcat said...

Found your blog through a link on someone else's and what do I see when I click the link? The biggest mofo bruise I've ever seen!

Ow ow ow ow oh holy crap ow ow ow ow.... big sympathies!!

Aarwenn said...

Hi, vegcat! I know you already! (What does it mean when you meet someone online and you realize you already know them?)

Also, sarah, darling, no real first names on the blog, please! And I'm familiar with that "pale tan lines" phenomenon.

Alex: thank you, darlin'. :)

vegcat said...

Hee! Must be some kind of good karma floating around there!

I hope your leg is feeling better, those photos were traumatic.

vegcat said...

Ahh yes, and would ya believe the username vegancat is already taken? Hence my subtle shift to vegcat. I'm original. Honest.