I Feel Virtuous When I Walk My Dog, Too.

Also, your word of the day is: Virtuous. As in, "Aarwenn sure felt virtuous listing all the solid food she'd already consumed that Monday." (Future versions of this sentence may include the word "fateful" before "Monday", but of course we can't know.)

Used first in my presence by one Entrepreneur, re the same subject matter. Some people may have hi-fived, I believe I initiated a fist bump, because I am a dork and kind of a douchebag. A much more appropriate conduit of mutual physical recognition, I realize suddenly, would have been a pat on the back. Fooey.