Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Scarily Optimistic

All right, people. It’s Election Day. I’ve voted. I’m sure you all have voted. In fact, today was the first time ever I prayed in a polling booth. Fortunately, this being America, I don't have to tell you who I prayed to, and I hope that continues forever.

And I’m here to announce that although I’m obviously pro-Obama, to tell you the truth, if McCain wins, I’m not going to fall into a pit of depression. He’s a good man, a war hero, and a sensible politician.

And if he dies—Blog Forbid—then Palin will be President, and the best part about that is that we’ll have a FEMALE PRESIDENT! That would be pretty awesome, regardless of what party she represents or how she got there. We as a nation would finally join the rest of the world.

No matter what happens today, I have a scary feeling of patriotism and hope for our country. Whoever wins, there’s not enough love and compassion in this world and I’m going to try my best not to subtract from the little there is. If McCain wins, I’m going to find someone who voted for him and hug that person. What’s most important is that we, as neighbors and citizens of the United States, can talk to each other, understand each other, and have compassion on one another.

May the best man win. And Go America.

4 comments:

T-town Girl said...

Can I have some of your happy pills because MY GOD they must be good ones!

Aarwenn said...

Eggnog lattes, son. They're the bomb.

Aarwenn said...

I clarify:

Quadruple-shot eggnog lattes where the fourth shot is free. That'll bring the happy to anyone.

C said...

Mmmm. Eggnog lattes. I bought eggnog last week and have had more than my fair share as a result. :) Yay for free 4th shots, though!