Not Really Alike

LT: "So, whatcha doing?"
Me: "Cooking my tofu scramble, finally!"
LT: "Good! 'Cause I'm sick of you blogging about it!"
Me: *Bursts out laughing*
LT: (Breathing a sigh of relief) "You know, I'm really glad you took that joke the right way." (Pause.) "In fact, I'm really glad you take ALL my jokes the right way!"
Me: "I don't think a lot of other girls would."
LT: "They sure wouldn't."

He politely didn't mention that most OTHER boys would require me to brush my teeth AND shower on a regular basis. Hello! I only have time for one or the other! The internet isn't going to surf itself!