Tuesday, May 08, 2007

This Just In: Trips to Target do NOT Clean Your House!

Shocking! Horrifying! But there it is.

I have been spending a long time away from this blog, not doing anything constructive, but rather reading OTHER blogs. I have been going to the gym, and I have been buying groceries and cooking the food in my house as opposed to buying food on the way to tutoring and back (or trying to) and I have been making my bed every day (most days) and occasionally doing dishes BEFORE I need a clean dish. (Although in the case of my large cast-iron skillet, this may never happen.)

Yes. I have begun the long and horrifying process of Self Improvement. AGAIN.

Because I have learned even though you clean your house once, it does NOT stay clean, no matter how much you wish and hope it will. Laundry does not stay done, dog hair does not stay on the dog. Once you lose weight, the pounds do not disappear to the wind, never to be heard from again.



alex said...

I weep for the downtrodden, rusty, cast-iron skillets and griddles of the world.

Aarwenn said...

You make me laugh. :)