A Cavalcade of Poon, and then I dropped my money in the toilet.
Isn't that the best phrase ever? Thanks much to kiwi, for proving his wordsmith ability. Even better, the context doesn't make it any less stunning. Several nights ago, he sent me a drunken text message reading,
"Ill bet ur find ass is stil up." (sic)
Me, much later: "It IS a very fine ass, and it was still up. with company."
Him, right away: "Which of ur many suitors was with u?"
Me, right away: "U don't read my blog?
Him, right away again: "Uh, not in last 2 days? And even if u said, its not like i'm always able 2 connect the dots with ur cavalcade of poon.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
In more laugh out loud news, not an hour ago I dropped my passport and cash in the toilet. They were in my back pocket, I sat on the toilet to do my thing, stood up, FLUSHED, and then they dropped in. So it wasn't as bad as it could have been, but...ewwwwwwww. They're wrapped up in toilet paper now and will be sprayed with disinfectant once home. Can't think of anything else to do. Suggestions?
7 comments:
Poopie, that does suck. At least you didn’t drop your cell phone in there.
I have that very problem of dropping things in the toilet that shouldn't be in there . . . cell phone, speeding ticket, wallet . . . yeah, its a problem, you're not alone.
funny texting... and I dropped my hairdryer in mine the other day. luckily it wasn't on...
i dropped my cell phone in the toilet at a bar in college. called nokia the next day said "for some reason my phone stopped working" and then sent me a new one. mwhahahha
Why were you carrying your passport?
AND thank you very much, I was completely sober and clerking at the fucking porn store when I wrote that to you. Because I was bored, not drunk texting, thank you very much.
Cavalcader.
Kiwi: I'm carrying my passport around in case CAE flies me to Hawaii, of course.
No, fool. I'm carrying my passport around because I have no FUCKING ID, because I don't have my FUCKING WALLET. Duh.
yeah I actually put that together on my own after that. Sucks to be you, I'm sorry. I've lost my debit card a couple of times and it takes like two weeks to get a new one, the slack bastards. I don't suppose you're the kind of girl who leaves a credit card at home under her panties to resist temptation? No, of course you're not.
Coolio on the paper quote, btw. I worked Veteran's Day, BTW. For no overtime, either.
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