Insomnia, continued
I have slept eight hours in three days. I have passed through three time zones, lost my apartment, bought a new battery for my phone, and then lost the phone.
I need to: find a new apartment, find my phone, go crazy, call my mother. I need a drink. I need a personal secretary. I need a condo. I need to run away and join a startup.
I need a personal dog walker. I need to sleep. I need to eat. I need to dance. I need more boots. I need a vacation.
4 comments:
You've got: serious apartment finding power, a phone available for free, multiple permanent personal dog walker/caretakers, and SEVERAL vacations scheduled (Boston, Whistler x 3, Idaho, Montana).
Sanity is overrated. You just ORDERED new boots (I know..I just don't get it), and a standing offer for some KILLER Vegan Texas Chili (KVTC).
Wow, it really hurt me to say that (KVTC, that is)
Enjoy your business trip, eat & drink on the company's dollar, see the sights. Come home to open arms.
AWWWWWWW, sweetie! Everybody tell the LT how cute he is. (Or you can puke in our general direction. Whichever works.)
Awwww! I've never met him but I love him anyway! Let me say it again... Awwww!
And how did you lose your apartment?
Puking. Just kidding! AWWW! Hope you get some sleep soon so that it all seems as easy as LT makes it sound.
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