Snippets

Me: One of my customers is...well, he's an engineer.
T-Town: I hate those.
Me: Yeah. Me too.

And this is funny because I AM an engineer, so I'm hating on myself. Get it? GET IT?

Me: I just tried to dial my mother and dialed myself instead, as in, the number of the phone that I was on.
WorkFriend: If that isn't a deep cosmic metaphor, I don't know what is.