Friday, April 21, 2006

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

(Blatantly stolen from many email forwards.)

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and farted whenever she wanted.

The End.

Effin' beautiful. It brings tears to my eyes.

2 comments:

Aarwenn said...

I assumed it was a cabana boy named Jorge.

alex said...

Whenever someone mentions cabana boys, I can't help think of the movie Night of the Iguana. I recommend seeing it. It's an old movie, based on the Tennessee Williams play, starring Eva Gardner and Richard Burton. You won't be disappointed.