I laughed so hard that snot came out my nose.
Over these 1974 Weight Watchers cards.
In other news, the party was a smashing success. Several games of beer pong were completely demolished. Apparently some people's tolerances were, too. We all found it odd that although Roommate comes from a more backwater area than I do and several of his gigantic countrified friends came (one had chops and a handlebar mustache, at 26) that it was MY friends who caused the most trouble. My ashtray was dropped and broken by one--sad, but what can you do? Another one drank himself belligerent and maudlin, caused a ruckus, and then fell asleep outside his car, on the ground, on rough gravel. A quote:
"He's passed out in a pool of his own vomit."
"Is he okay?"
"Yeah, he's fine."
Hey, we've all seen worse.
I fell asleep with all my clothes on while we still had guests in the house. I do that a lot.
Also, my proactiv came very quickly, but I didn't start using it until yesterday, my mailman has a crush on me and it's annoying, and I went to Bumbershoot and saw Aqueduct, Brazilian Girls, and Mudhoney. Aqueduct was pretty boring, Brazilian Girls and Mudhoney were AWESOME. Woo!
11 comments:
OMG, those Weight Watcher cards are frickin' hilarious! I love old kitschy/tacky things. I’m glad that house party the sequel was a success. Sounds like much drunkenness and fun had by all. Nothing like a few country bumpkins with facial hair to mix up the crowd.
Everywhere I looked, there were gigantic men with mustaches taking pulls of Everclear straight from the bottle. I ran around all night taking people's keys away--but at the end of the night, it was my skinny artsy-fartsy friends that broke stuff and caused a ruckus! Hmmmm.
sounds like a great party!
I cannot read these at work. They are too funny! I think I might have to pee now.
HAHAHAHAH!
Thanks for the laugh - I needed it this morning! =)
Well hell.
I knew I missed the good stuff, but what can you do? I was supposed to meet my parents at CHURCH of all places, which is a bit of a disappointment, as I wanted to play the beer pong. And watch the scary biker looking friend of your roomie's go on a drunk rampage.
I love it when people pass out, especially outside.
If drunk enough, I would not have broken anything, but I probably would have been maudlin with that guy. But that might have kept us both out of trouble.
Anytime, kt!
And kiwi, the scary looking biker friend did NOT go on a drunken rampage. It was my friends who did that. :)
Those WW cards made me laugh. It sounds like a whacky party but fun!
WWAHHHHAAHAHHAAAA!!!! Why do I feel like I should make art out of my dinner now?
Funny. So, so funny. And so, so wrong. Not everything belongs in a Jello salad. I'm just saying.
Dude, it makes me happy to see y'all laughing. That may be cheesy, but oh well.
I'm just sayin', is all.
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