Snippet From the Other Blog (2), Plus Alcohol
Anyone looking for drunken posting should check out my less mainstream blog.
I had some other point to make here, but apparently the point and its attached train of thought, having more brain cells than I have at the moment, recognized the emminent danger before I did, because it has left the building.
Today on the Hill (the Seattle one, not the DC one) I saw my second most amazing thing ever.
Well, sort of. I mean, I saw a guy on stilts. He had long pants on and was just walking along, a plastic bag from a local take-out place in his hand, nothing about his demeanor to suggest that he was trying to draw attention to himself, except that he was, well, on STILTS.
Behind him, a train of rubberneckers. Which is a big accomplishment on Capitol Hill, Seattle, WA. Because just yesterday I followed a trio of girls, all wearing tutus and combat boots, all sporting pink hair and horizontally-striped thigh-highs and crop-tops, down Broadway (Cap Hill's main drag) and I thought nothing of it.
Because although he beat the pair of lesbians violently making out against the wall of American Apparel--and I'm talking biting and drooling and one shirt half torn off--he did NOT beat the cross-dressing, street-walking nuns.
I'm just sayin'. Vive la difference! The Mainstream Sucks! Vive la Revelution!
Thank you and good night!
4 comments:
That’s awesome. Venice is kind of like that, except someone on stilts would probably be upstaged. Congrats on you recent success in vegan cookery. Do you have Vegan with a Vengeance? I’ve yet to find a bad recipe in that book.
he physically beat them? or beat them like in a foot race?
Did you get a phone number from any of the pink, tutued, combat booted crowd? or were they like, 'together'?
Were they long stilts? or were they like those new pogo-stilts.. .what are they called... Powerisers? Those are cool, and expensive...
btw, found your blog in the URL history bar at the work computer.
No way were they Powerisers, although I didn't look it up to see if you got the name right. They were the old fashioned kind--sticks of wood, basically!
Work computer? I'm famous! Thanks for dropping by!
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