What Happens When I Try to Par-tay: a Cautionary Tale in Five Acts

This is the true story of what happens when:

This girl (me):
 

And this girl (Shrewsbury):
 
Become these girls:

and drink two Sparks a piece while at home, and then see this guy:
 
singing, "I'll Stop the World and Melt With You" (Really! And y'all, you had to see this guy to believe it.)

And meet up with these gentlemen:
 
...who are all funny, hot, successful engineers who can't get laid for the life of them, and you mix in about 537 drinks...you end up with this:
 


And a good time is had by all.

In other news, working from home on a gorgeous day is AWESOME!